Where's Tommi When You Need Him?

The Republican Party is already starting to fray without the strong leadership of our darling Tommi. Back in the good ol' days, when there was important legislation that needed to get through, it was a simple matter of Tom having a friendly chat with any rogue backsliders, and, by golly, things got done! No pesky Democrats could interfere when The Hammer was in charge! Now the House Republicans don't seem to be able to find their heinies with both hands and a flashlight. How are they supposed to know how to vote if Tommi's not there to guide them?

But if I know my Tommi (and I do!), he's 'making a list and checking it twice', if you know what I mean. He knows who's being naughty and who's being nice, and when he's cleared of these outrageous and baseless accusations and back in charge where he belongs, it'll be payback time. So I just hope all you Republican House members are minding your P's and Q's while Tommi's away, or you'll be very, very sorry! Don't even think of doing anything stupid like 'voting your conscience'. You better watch out, that's all I'm saying.