B.F.F.? Dubya Says "I Do"

...love Tom DeLay! Yes, President Bush has come right out and said it. He believes in our Tommi; more than that, he loves him and needs him. According to the L.A. Times,

President Bush said Wednesday that he believed indicted Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Texas) was innocent of money-laundering charges and expressed hope that his fellow Texan would regain his post as House majority leader.

"I hope that he will [return] because I like him," Bush said in an interview with Fox News. "And plus, when he's over there, we got our votes through the House."

So, immediately, what do the whiny, shrill Democrats do but kick up jack over a little loyalty, accusing him of practically 'jury tampering'! Can you believe the nerve? Fortunately, good ol' Scotty-boy McClellan shut them up right away, telling those insolent nobodies that it was the President's prerogative, and so there! He can say what he wants cuz he's the President! I mean, duh! Take that, liberal weenies! Plus, Scotty called Tommi "Leader DeLay", so you know it's only a matter of time until Tommi is right back in action, getting those votes through the House as only he can do!