It's De-Lady!

The night is young, The jail date near,
And if Jack Abramoff’s talking, dear
It's de-frightful, it's litigious, for De-Lady

Earle understands the reason why
You're in trouble, 'cause he don’t lie
It's de-frightful, it's litigious, for De-Lady

You can tell at a glance
What scandal awaits your confidants
You can hear bloggers murmuring low
“To jail you go”

Oh, you’ll be beat, with your cronies,
And when we diss you, just save your pleas,
'Cause "its de-frightful, it's litigeous,
It's de-testable, it's de-sturbing,
It's di-scusting, it's dis-tasteful,
You're de-loser , You're De-Lady!"

(My deepest and sincerest apologies to Cole Porter)

Cross-posted at: Just Ain't Right